Men Share The Most Creepy Things That Women Have Ever Done To Them

There is no correct way of defining a gender, the pros and cons may differ for every individual and I don’t think a 21st-century adult should be judging anyone in terms of their gender because that is not what we were taught in school. We believe in equality and rise in humanity!

Okay, let’s take a notch down, sometimes when the lines are crossed, in fact, every freaking line that ever existed, we sure do gotta talk about it. Even though women are the mother that give lives to us, this specific species has some fatality that might seem very unnatural and hard to understand. Men can perfectly, without any hesitation accept the fact that “women are hard to understand”. After reading these confessions shared by men on social media, I feel the same as well.

Have a look, it can be a bunch of hormonal reflexes happening but it’s totally worth a read.

 

1. What? That’s gonna leave him a deep scar!

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“One of my buddies had s*x with a girl in college. About an hour after they had s*x she killed herself in his apartment while he was asleep. Cut her wrists in his bathtub. He said he got up to pee in the middle of the night and thought she left. Had no clue she was sitting in the tub, maybe three feet away from him while he p****d. He didn’t know her well but it really f**ked with him for a very long time.”

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2. Omg, eww I can’t process this!

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“She showed up at my apartment back in college. She knocked on the door and I didn’t answer. It was late, I was tired, and I didn’t invite her over. She kept knocking louder and louder. The police arrived and asked her to leave. She left and showed back up about five minutes later. She knocked some more and finally gave up. The next morning I found a human t**d on my doormat.”

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3. How is that even making sense, kids are not disposable, woman!

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“Just started dating, showed her a pic of my son, she then asked what I was going to do with him once we Had kids.”

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4. What a weird way to start the night!

“Back in 1992, I was dating this girl from Chile. She really, really, really liked ABBA.
Before we would have s*x, she would make me sing the song “Take a Chance on Me” while dancing naked. If I refused to do it, there would be no s*xy time. Being 18 years old and and really only able to think about one thing, I would sing the song and dance the dance.
I hate disco.”

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5. She would be a good director or a creationist.

“Searched my apartment, phone, camera, computer, and everything else I owned the first time I left her alone in my place because she “wanted to know more about me”.
She ended up creating a version of my personality she interpreted through my things.”

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6. Lol, is she out of her mind?

“In the fifth grade, we were starting the “family life” lessons which is basically s*x ed. One of the girls in my class pointed at me and said that I would impregnate her.”

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7. She’s sweet but that’s scary as hell.

“I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and my gf followed me and sat outside the door to wait for me and I didn�t notice. Opening up my bathroom door to see a humanoid figure sitting in the dark by my feet at 3 in the morning scared the ever living s**t out of me.”

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8. I wonder did she continue with her weird traits?

“Girl I dated made a voodoo doll out of her used tampon and my hair shavings (from my electric razor) that she said she’d use on me if we ever broke up. She buried it inside a lunchbox at the beach and drew a map to find it. She’s now a married mother of two.”

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9. How passed out can one be to not know?

“I was super drunk passed out on my friends couch. His friend was there also. I woke up to find her straddling me and pouring whiskey down my throat (it was super not needed i was destroyed). Apparently she had s*x with me that night. Cant say i consented as i wasnt conscious.”

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10. The woman is mad bruh!

“My ex stabbed me with scissors, when I got home one night. She insisted that since I didn’t answer her calls that I was cheating on her. (I was not…) Scissors went 3 inches into my gut. In a daze of confusion I wrestled her to the floor in an attempt to stop her attack. I woke up 4 days later to learn her brother, who, while I was trying to subdue her… thought I was attacking her, hit me in the head with a cast iron skillet.”

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11. Even I’m confused about this issue.

“I was having s*x with a girl for the first time and during it she stopped and said, I don’t think I can do this, I think I’m pregnant. We went to sleep and after that night I continued hanging out with her for a while. She eventually got a boyfriend and he message me on Facebook saying, if I ever see you I’m going to kick your a**, I know what you did to her! Don’t respond to this message because I don’t want her finding out I’m messaging you. I’m still kind of confused by the whole situation.”

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12. I guess the craziness runs in the family.

“A girl I had been dating for just a couple weeks invited me to her mom’s house for dinner. Halfway through dinner I finally noticed that they had printed out pictures of me from myspace (this was back when myspace was normal), put them in frames, and randomly interspersed them with other family pictures throughout the house. They were laughing hysterically at my reaction. I told them – very plainly and very seriously – that IF it was a joke, it was hilarious. But if it wasn’t…
They never actually answered whether it was a joke or not. We didn’t date much longer than that.”

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13. It must be the center of attention.

“Pulled my pants down in the middle of a tailgate party.. it was my wife’s surprise bday party… it wasn’t my wife who pulled my pants down.”

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14. Even boys can be harassed too.

“I was hanging out with a couple of friends once. One of them got too drunk and started rubbing my p***s through my jeans. She was twice my age, fat, and generally unattractive, but what made more of a difference than that was that she kind of grabbed me when I started to pull away. I was much stronger than her and sober so I didn’t feel like I was not in control of the situation, but the fact that she tried to control me physically kind of took it out of the realm of what I was comfortable with.”

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15. It must be very shocking and awkward!

“I was at a music festival in an American flag onesie last year, and a lot of people were wanting to take pictures with me. I was having a good time meeting a bunch of new people. These group of older ladies (between 40’s and 50s?) came up to me and wanted a picture. When I got in their group one kneeled down. When they took the picture, the one who knelt down grabbed my crotch. I moved and yelled hey! She said shut up and grabbed it again and said “You’re a guy, enjoy this.” I ended up just leaving pretty quickly at that point.”

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16. She needs a doctor dude!

“Sucked my blood from an opened scab without informing me she was about to do so. She considered herself a “vampire.””

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