Almost every single one of us is in a dire need of advice at some point life. Especially, about things that most people do not prefer talking about. Getting the wisdom from someone experienced is simply the best.
These people share the advice they received from someone which turned out to be so very useful. You simply cannot ignore them. You never know, they might come in handy for you as well.
1. Hence, make sure that you do not look the part.
“If you look hungry, you’re going to starve. Told to me by my older cousin when I started college”
2. A wise man once said.
“Never put your fingers somewhere you wouldn’t put your face.” -My grandad
3. That’s a lot to process in one go.
“When I would go out my Dad would tell me: “Behave. If you can’t behave be safe. If you can’t be safe, name it after me.“”
4. Well, that’s not what anyone wants.
“Always use a c**dom, otherwise you have an accident and have to name it.
5. That’s pretty smart, actually.
“My sister told me to keep baby wipes next to the bed for the clean up. It works so much better then Kleenex.”
6. Nothing wrong has been spoken.
“My grandad when I was 12. If you can cook & make them laugh you’re already halfway up their leg. The rests up to you,don’t f**k it up”
7. Woah! So much enlightenment.
“Always better to go too soft and be asked for more than to go too hard and be asked for less.”
8. No one wants to be a vacation.
“If the journey wasn’t better than the destination, don’t expect her to go traveling with you again.
Told to me by my father, taken to heart by me, and beloved by my wife.”
9. No one has ever made this much sense.
“My grandpa told me that I should always date women with small hands so that when they hold my d**k it would look big in their tiny hands.”
10. Better words have not been spoken.
“My dad: “when not in love, use a glove” and to my brother “if you don’t love her, use a rubber.“”
11. Touche to that.
“When I was a teenager my dad gave me this little tidbit of wisdom… Now just because they look great with their clothes on, doesn’t mean they’ll look great with their clothes off too. Just saying, be ready to be disappointed every so often. Dad, how true you are…”
12. Don’t hide anything.
“Don’t be afraid to discuss what you like and don’t like in bed, including weird kinks. Never gonna live that fantasy out of your partner doesn’t even know about it.”
13. Why is there so much wisdom in this article?
“Best advice I ever got was from a bodybuilder with a roid gut named Big Lenny.
You can teach anyone to be a good lay, but you can’t teach anyone to be a good wife.”
14. Really, who is saying all this amazing stuff!
“Never decide for someone else that they are too good for you.”
15. Always use the brain cells.
“Wrap it up and take the c**doms with you” -Grandpa
16. Yikes! Raincoat, it is then.
“If its wet warm and not yours wear a rain coat“
17. This is not good news.
“Just so you know, 1/5 the population has genital herpes! Good luck out there!
My grandfathers final words to me.”
18. A reality check is very important.
“You want to look for someone who shares your values…realistically if I had been doing that I wouldn’t have gotten with your mother, but anyway…” -my dad
19. You cannot go wrong with this.
“My dad is a union painter, he always used to tell a joke that goes “Do you know why women love painters? Because we know it’s 90% prep, 10% finishing with long smooth strokes.”. Works for both painting a room flawlessly and satisfying a woman.”
20. In case, you have been wondering.
“Bl**jobs – no teeth, lots of slobber, make it look really fun, and do it for him regularly.
— College FWB.”
21. The priorities are straightened.
“Some dude on the TV interrupted a live news broadcast to tell me to “F**k her right in the pu**y!” and it works like a charm! Thanks dude!”
22. Imagery is not very charming.
I tell my kids, “If you think getting a c**dom ruins the mood, imagine what a crying baby will do for it.”
23. Nice pep talk right here.
“When my wife and I first started dating, we were alone in my room and my dad called me down. Listen, you’re 18, she’s 17, her dad’s a cop…think it through. Haha”
24. Yeah well, that’s so true.
“Never, ever make decisions when you’re h0rny. You are more than likely to regret it.”
25. No one sleeps on a wet spot.
“Keep a clean towel nearby to protect from anyone having to sleep on the wet spot.”