People, in general, lack the general idea of using their grey matter at the appropriate time. However, there are some who do not have any. Not trying to offend anyone here. It’s true, though. There is a portion of people out there who have somehow mastered the art of killing fellow humans’ brain cells by using their non-existent ones.
To explain it to you further, the people in the below confession compilation share how they met the arguably stupidest person in their life. It’s not something they fancy. But you just can’t stop yourself from chuckling a bit.
1. Let’s give her a big round of applause.
“A girl in my school was using a calculator on a test and typed in the math problem in wrong she then proceeded to type syntax error as an answer.”
2. That’s $50 made easily.
“Back in high school a guy named Kevin was arguing with me, and anyone who would listen, saying that STD’s are prevented by having s*x. After about a minute of explaining to him what STD meant I decided to just say “let’s agree to disagree.” But he didn’t let it go. He pulled out a $50 bill from his wallet and bet me that he was right. After he looked it up the crowd mentality forced him to pay up.”
3. Pet human- never heard that one.
“My psych class. One girl asked “Is eye color a behavior?”.
Not really stupid, more w*f, but she also said she wanted to have a pet baby. Not wanting a pet, or a baby. A pet baby human.”
4. No one can make this stuff up.
“A girl from high school physics, “If the speed of light is 3*108 m/s, what is the speed of dark?” and later that year, “If China is 12 hours ahead of us, why didn’t they warn us about 9/11?” I can’t make this stuff up”
5. Using brain is overrated anyway.
“Did you know Poland was the only country not affected by World War II?”
“Hitler wasn’t a bad guy, they just gave him the wrong job.”
“I like cows; they’re cute and they have big eyes, but I don’t like horses. They’re big and they look like cows.”
“Wine that comes in plastic is fancier than wine that comes in glass bottles, because plastic has more technology.” As my brother is cooking her a filet mignon, she looks at the steak in the pan for a minute before asking, “Is that the whole fish?””
6. Those are very valid points right there.
“A girl in my 10th grade history class said, “I don’t believe in Europe because I haven’t seen it.” Also a different kid was asked to leave the class and he replied, “B**ch n*gga how is I spose to learn if I leave?” The joy of public education.”
7. Intelligence knows no bounds.
“I know a girl who wrote a paper about how polar bears only live in Poland.”
8. I hope it was an accident.
“I saw a guy try to plug a 3.5mm headphone jack into a USB port once. Not accidentally or anything – he actually spent a good minute working it out.”
9. This young lady knows what she is talking about.
“Almost forgot about my college roommate. She once missed the first three exits to a city because she forgot where she was going.
She once told me she would never breastfeed her children because it would hurt too much to poke the holes. When asked how she thought animals nursed their young she said, “well, don’t they just gnaw the ends off?””
10. Smartest one of all, indeed.
“There was a girl in my high school who thought rhinos were the last remaining dinosaurs. Oh and she was shocked when she found out that rice came from plants. Smart girl, that one.”
11. Woah! Such realistic costumes.
“I know a girl who genuinely believes that gorillas and giraffes are not real and the ones at the local zoo are just people in costumes.”
12. The school did this person no good.
“Had a classmate in 8th grade who legitimately thought that the ocean had no bottom. Our teacher showed a diagram of the deepness of the ocean, and she just couldn’t grasp it. I don’t know how you get all the way to 8th grade without learning that the ocean doesn’t just drop off into nothing…”
13. And then there is Kevin.