There’s a lot of cringing happening this time of the year as its time to review the whatever went down the road throughout these months. It’s what we are obliged to do that in this article. For one, it’s gonna be funny and two, it’s gonna make you cringe really bad.
Trust me, there is an immense difference between someone trying to sound funny but being lame instead and a person who simply makes you cringe so much, you’d rather dig up a deep tunnel for hibernation purposes.
If you have got the guts, go on with this one. I. Dare. You.
1. Not what you were expecting, were ya?
2. What do you mean? Mammal and animal is not the same thing?
3. The stigma needs to be ended.
4. Now, let’s meet some logic.
5. Life hacks are the solution to all the chromosome problems.
6. Tell me what to do, master.
7. Heck yeah! Do not hold yourself back.
8. Ever seen pizza on pineapple?
9. It’s not like any of us know what’s happening.
10. We are always ready.
11. Some truths are not to be printed on a banner.
12. When all you have in mind are good things.
13. I wonder if that’s possible.
14. Frankly, people are rather uninterested in whatever this means.
15. Gotta give back what you got.
16. The joy of having hair and wearing a dress at the same time.
17. Very dumb, to be exact.
18. I have no idea what people are up to these days.
19. Impossible to joke without offending someone.
20. So potatoes are the cure we’ve been looking for. Darn.